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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Have been drinking milk for more than 2 weeks makes me a milk expert~ =P Although milk is nutritious and tasty, there are 3 types of milk which I hate to drink.

1. Slim Milk

Likely scenario:
A glass of milk produced by malnutritional aka slim cows.

Boss: Eh, how to sell this milk?
Worker: Erm, it seems to have a low value for everything. Vitamin, minerals, protein, energy, fat...
Boss: Yes! Fat no more, fat no more!!!
Boss has an eye-dear and begins dancing Don't Cha merrily with his beer belly.

Slim milk is soon launched into market and every lady loves it! After all it makes you "slim", does not it? Very soon non-fat milk would be launched produced by terminally ill aka non-fat cows.

2. Flavoured Milk (except Meiji strawberry milk)

Likely scenario:
Boss: It seems our market is depleting as consumers complain our milk is too plain.
Worker: Never mind. We can always add in artificial flavouring to our products. Not a cow will know it.
Boss of XX brand: I love bananas but how to launch banana milk?
Worker: How about bananas drinking milk?
Boss of XX brand: Nope. We all know banana trees have spirits and they take human blood.
Worker: Then how about cows eating bananas?
Boss of XX brand: No. We all know cows eat strawberries and not bananas.
Boss begins dancing Don't Cha merrily with his beer belly and everyone has an eye-dear.

Banana milk is soon launched into market with cows dancing with bananas on their heads. Everyone loves it as we live in an artistic society. However, they start campaigning to change the sexy bananas to our local king-durians to dance with.

3. Powder Milk

Likely scenario:
A glass of milk is going to be expired.

Boss: How are we going to get profit from this?
Worker: Let me taste it first. *gulp* *vomit* This is nothing but pungentness.
Boss begins dancing Don't Cha merrily with his beer belly but nobody has an eye-dear.
Nobody: Aha, in science we know how to preserve food using heat, preservatives and vacuum. Let us preserve it, heat it into powder and vacuum it to sell!
Boss: Good eye-dear my dear!
Worker: But it would taste awful and nobody will buy it.
Nobody: No, I would not buy it. But I suggest to sell it to babies as they cannot make noise.
Worker: But the parents will taste it and nobody will buy it.
Nobody: No, I would not buy it! We can always say the taste is brain stimulating and contains goodies like omega 3 & 6, iron, DHA, ARA etc.

Powder milk is soon launched into market and good-willed parents rush to buy it to make their babies smarter. Later, adult powder milk is also launched to post save adults from becoming dumb.

pursuing my happiness with passion@| 12:02 PM

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