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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Hi peep, some jokes here to crack up ya day. Have a nice weekend~~~ ^^

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me time?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (..I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: say what?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

pursuing my happiness with passion@| 11:10 PM

Friday, March 07, 2008

Sian, exam is around the corner but I've only completed 10 tutorials so far.

Kittiemaru let's jiayou!!! ^^

P/S: Parents going overseas for holiday now. Hurray~

pursuing my happiness with passion@| 5:19 AM

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Hmm, I guess many of you had heard/seen of and gossiped about the Edison incident. Honestly, I cant be bothered to analyse who's in the wrong, coz it's none of my business. Anyway, below is a joke taken from another website (juz take it at a pinch of salt):

谢霆锋：你还好吗？

张柏芝：我很好。

谢霆锋：我爸我妈我妹妹我儿子都还好把？张柏芝：爸爸在上海又泡了一个小mm，我刚和妈妈去买了金橘树，你妹妹又找了新的男朋友，儿子挺好的。

谢霆锋：我看过了。

张柏芝：我不是故意的，你相信我，自从嫁给你后，我是真的想和你过日子的。

谢霆锋：我知道，只是我心里很苦，我想杀了他。

张柏芝：你答应过我的，把从前都忘了的。

谢霆锋：你让我安静一会。

张柏芝从房间里走了出去，谢霆锋开始拨打电话。

谢霆锋：冠希

陈冠希：是你，你现在这个时候打电话给我做什么？你高兴了吧，我毁了，全世界都知道我毁了。

谢霆锋：别这样说，我知道你很苦。

陈冠希：你为什么要这样做?为什么要把照片放出去？

谢霆锋：我快疯了，我恨这些在你怀里的女人，我受够了只能通过你抱过的女人来感受的你的体温，受够了你的报复，你要结婚了，我得不到你，只能毁了你。

陈冠希：是你先结婚的好不好？我难道想忘记你，过一个正常男人的生活也有错吗，我不想像我父亲，我恨他。

谢霆锋：如果不是看到柏芝私藏的这些照片，我是不会娶她的，我太傻了，我以为这样可以报复你，没想到你根本不在乎。

陈冠希：现在说这些还有意义吗？你赢了，我要离开香港了，我的婚事也吹了，你满意了吧？

谢霆锋：我们都太傻了。我爱你，一直都只爱你一个。

陈冠希：我应该恨你的，为什么我只觉得很无奈，很无力，我先挂了，再见，忘了我吧，好好对待柏芝，她始终最无辜。

电话挂断了，霆锋慢慢瘫坐在地上，哭泣起来，他努力不让自己发出声音，夜凉如水。门外偷听的柏芝，静静的离开，夜很长。

画外音：嫉妒是爱情的毒酒，为什么所有人还甘之如饴？

这夜的香港，维多利亚港的烟花特别灿烂，有人在整理行李，有人在独自哭泣，有人在寂寞里等待希望，只是大家都错过了烟花。

黑暗中：一个女子的声音响起：明天开始，就不要在上传照片了，我知道，我确定，这次他们是真的断了。

I guess there are more conspiracies under this matter, do not be surprised by the ugliness of this world. ^^

pursuing my happiness with passion@| 9:26 PM

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